Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
i was never jealous of barbie’s body
i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend
I personally liked torturing her :D
ok because of tumblr i literally thought dmmd was a fucking gay dating sim
fuck this website
this is the funniest post i’ve seen tonight
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors
Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.
STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH
WHAT THE FUCK
#bloop hoohoo got ur nipnop
funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd
i hope she’s doing well
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