he’s a keeper
I have reblogged this SO many times
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
walking into the wrong class
THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME
"...Cause you and I, we were born to die..."
I like doing splatter paintings but I always do them after I shower for some reason so the next morning I’m covered in these dots of red paint like I murdered somebody and I’m too lazy to wash it off so I guess the yoga class is just gonna have to think I killed somebody again
"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"
HE OPENS AND CLOSES THE DOOR
The most adorable plumber in the world.
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